Akkor térjünk át az angol nyelvű viccekre.

How often do you have elections in Japan?


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Once, a women went into a shop. The shop assistant ask:
- How can I help you, Miss?
- I want to buy some broccoli!
- I'm sorry ma'am, we have no broccoli.

On the second day, the woman went into the shop again:
- I want to buy some broccoli! - said the woman.
- I'm so sorry, but we still have no broccoli!

The women visited the store on third day:
- Hello, I want to buy some broccoli!
The shop assistant turned to mad:
- Ma'am! Can you please spell dog as is dogma?
- Of course - said the woman - D-O-G!
- And can you spell cat, as catastrophy?
- C-A-T. - said the woman
- Good. And can you please spell fuck as in broccoli?
- Hmmm... there is no fuck in broccoli.
- RIGHT! THAT'S WHAT I MENTIONED! THERE IS NO FUCKIN' BROCCOLI...


Örök kedvenceim.