"Lazy Town is supposedly a kids' show, even though no kid has EVER watched it. The show is mainly geared towards pedophiles and coma victims. Kids rarely find Lazy Town entertaining, but if you are a sensible adult who does not fantasize about underage girls, beware. This show will skull fuck your reality. This program routinely whips out its joyful, bubbly and abnormally massive cock, inserts said cock into your cranial cavity and doesn't stop pounding until it squirts a bucket of sticky pink happiness into your diseased and swollen brain tissue.

No joke, after watching only thirty minutes of this show you'll be a candidate for tube feeding. "